http://wealth.forumotion.net/jokes-f3/-t1.htm Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:13:54 GMT 10 http://illiweb.com/fa/macinscott/logo.jpg http://wealth.forumotion.net/jokes-f3/-t1.htm http://wealth.forumotion.net/jokes-f3/daddy-o-daddy-t6.htm Admin One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my ... Jokes Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:13:54 GMT http://wealth.forumotion.net/jokes-f3/daddy-o-daddy-t6.htm#7 http://wealth.forumotion.net/jokes-f3/daddy-o-daddy-t6.htm http://wealth.forumotion.net/jokes-f3/a-man-and-his-wife-t5.htm Admin A man and his wife A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over. The cop says to the man, "Do you know that you were speeding?" The man replies, "No sir, I didn't know I was speeding." The mans wife then yells, "Yes you did, you knew you were speeding I've been telling you to slow down for miles." "SHUT UP!" the man says to his wife, "Shut the hell up, just sit back and be quite." Then the cop says, "well, ... Jokes Fri, 03 Oct 2008 14:10:16 GMT http://wealth.forumotion.net/jokes-f3/a-man-and-his-wife-t5.htm#6 http://wealth.forumotion.net/jokes-f3/a-man-and-his-wife-t5.htm http://wealth.forumotion.net/jokes-f3/satan-and-lawyers-t4.htm Admin Satan and lawyers An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and, as is the wont for engineers, starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer ... Jokes Fri, 03 Oct 2008 13:59:16 GMT http://wealth.forumotion.net/jokes-f3/satan-and-lawyers-t4.htm#5 http://wealth.forumotion.net/jokes-f3/satan-and-lawyers-t4.htm